Dr. Wolfy

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much cuter than llamas.

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR F#@&ING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE DEVIL INCARNATE

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much cuter than llamas.

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR F#@&ING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE DEVIL INCARNATE

(via tastefullyoffensive)